Everything Liam
December 2011
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“In my flat I’ve got a shelf with a few little things on it – a few toys… my turtles, for example. Anyway, I walked in recently and my cleaning lady was standing there, Wet Wipe in hand, scrubbing my Woody…..my Woody Toy Story doll, that is. She was wiping his face – she’s very thorough, she cleans everything.”
—Liam Payne (via harold—styles)
1)with which of the boys would you like to have a new years kiss with most?2)If you could only meet one of the boys who would it be and why?3)What is a pick up line you would use on them?4)Who do you think is most likely to get a girl pregnant?5)Who do you think has the best hair?6)If you could run your hand through any of their hairs, who would it be?7)Who do you think would be the most protective boyfriend?8)Favorite quote? 9)Who do you think you would get along with most?10)Stripes or dots?xx
1)Liam!
2) Liam because he is super adorable and he seems really nice. and also his voice is heavenly.
3)Excuse me, i think I’ve dropped something… my jaw!
4)Harry. hes a little slut haha (But i still love him)
5)Harry or Liam, i love both of their hair!
6)Harry’s! it seems so soft
7)I think Louis or Liam would be the most protective
8) “Give me your eyeball” - Harry Styles (my have 1d quote)
9) I’d say Liam because were both kinda mature but childish at the same time…
10) STRIPES
- Teacher: Can you see God?
- Class: No.
- Teacher: Can you touch God?
- Class: No
- Teacher: Then there isn't a God!
- *Student raises their hand and says* "Sir, can you see your brain?"
- Teacher: No.
- Student: Can you touch your brain?
- Teacher: No.
- Student: Oh okay, so you don't have a brain?
- Reblog this if you Love & Believe in God.
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One Direction star Zayn Malik caught dancing naked by his cleaner →
mirror.co.uk
Daily Mirror reporter Clemmie Moodie with One Direction
THERE’S only One Direction to collecting a P45 if you’re on Zayn Malik’s payroll… and that’s if he catches you ogling him in the buff.
The 1D star got the shock of his lil’ 18-year-old life over the festive period, when he caught his cleaning lady doing just that.
Not realising that the cleaner was in his apartment, the chiselled teen was dancing around his living room stark naked – shimmying along to the Bee Gees’ 70s disco hit Night Fever. As you do.
Bizarrely, after walking in on him mid-routine, the startled cleaner didn’t beat a hasty retreat. Instead she stayed in the room – ensuring she got a full, measured view of Zayn Jnr.
And it wasn’t until Zayn, who suddenly spotted her, screamed at her to leave, that the flushed young woman finally picked up her duster and fled.
Bandmate Louis Tomlinson explains: “It was hilarious. Zayn had his radio on full blast and was dancing around to Night Fever totally naked when his cleaner walked in on him.
“She walked in on him fully naked, properly giving it some!
“But the funny thing is, she didn’t say, ‘Sorry’ and walk straight out. No, she said ‘Sorry’, glanced down and just stared. She was pretty shocked. She gasped and said ‘Sorry, sorry’ a few times and only then did she leave – Zayn kinda yelled too!”
Not surprisingly, Zayn, who remains single since splitting from ex-girlfriend Rebecca Ferguson, has now been forced to draw up a more rigid cleaning rota, ensuring that he knows exactly when his housekeeper will be in the flat.
And while that lucky lady now knows exactly What Makes Zayn Beautiful, she’s not the only One [Direction]. Oh no.
I hear that Liam Payne’s cleaning lady has been busy polishing his Woody. And no, that isn’t a euphemism.
Liam tells me: “In my flat I’ve got a shelf with a few little things on it – a few toys… my turtles, for example. Anyway, I walked in recently and my cleaning lady was standing there, Wet Wipe in hand, scrubbing my Woody.
“My Woody Toy Story doll, that is. She was wiping his face – she’s very thorough, she cleans everything.”
Hopefully not everything…
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I want to add you!
GUYS YOU HAVE TO READ THIS!
A directioner is going to take her life, we have to stop her! Please, reblog this, spead the word, send me messages. Come on, we are directioner! We can do anything, lets save this poor girl. If you have a heart, you would do it and save her.
Here is her blog: http://adoreonedirectionx.tumblr.com/
Come on please, she needs your help!
